狡兔百窟 很久很久以前 Once upon a time
在一个平行宇宙 in a alternative universe
有传说中的超级英雄… there was a superhero…
饶舌对决 RAP BATTLE
闪电侠 THE FLASH
对战 versus
绿箭侠 GREEN ARROW
饶舌对决 正式开始 Let the rap battle begin
又一个跟风的超英 Another superhero in my shadow
在觊觎我的头衔 come to covet my crown
有超能力的真英雄 You powerless wanna throw down
岂是普通人能挑战？ with the real super power?
我是经典传奇 I’m the legendary story
掌握第五基本力 of speed force
光速就是个笑话 light speed is nothing
眨眼间我能把你心脏掏出来 I can take out your heart in a flash
像把脆弱的弓 Like a broken bow
你抵挡不住我的攻势 you can’t step to my stones
这俩小子满脸呆滞 These boys are boring
上次谈恋爱是什么时候？ did they ever kiss a girl?
金发碧眼人美脾气好 I deserve all the praise
粉丝都喜欢我这样的 for the blond sweetheart
蜜糖一样的黏糊性子 I’m slower than molasses
哈尔就喜欢我这一点 which Hal loves the best
瞧你个中年愤青 Let’s look at your immaturity
看见公职人员就叫极右 Call forensic scientist fascist
集社会不稳定分子于一身： The Left Wing Radical Collection:
左翼激进嬉皮士 You Hippie Freak
你当然会嫉妒我 Of course you’re bitter
AO3上和哈尔的同人数我第一 I’m the number one Hal ship
我的男孩 英勇无畏 My boy and me are the brave and the bold
根本没人稀罕你 no one cares who you are
我是谁？ What’s my name?
（Oliver Queen） (Oliver Queen)
什么意思？ What’s it mean?
（橄榄皇后） (worst dad ever)
我是内外完美组合 I’m the perfect combination
有脾气有外表 of temper and look
我野外求生的时候 While I’m surviving Purgatory
你还在监狱门口排队见老爸 you’re waiting in line to see your dad
就像罗伊对沃利 Like Roy I’m fooling around
我随便就能收拾你 and paralyzing you a month
巴里梦想着自己很重要 Barry’s dreaming he’s important
谁快来叫醒他 well, somebody should wake him
哈尔陪你玩了六刊又怎么样 Hal stayed with him for six issues
他只是想欠钱不还 did not give his money back
怕我这一针见血的弓箭手 Fear the grumpy, wordy archer
因为我一秒钟能射出的箭 ‘cause I’m shooting more arrow
比你母亲活着的时间线 than the heaped-up corpses
死得人还多 when your mother was alive
你那童话故事似的设定 your tale as old as time
还活在七十年前吗 sets us back seventy years
无赖帮只抢银行，帮规一堆 Your Rouges rob the banks, follow the rules,
不用洗就已经白了 what kind of villains are those
你的世界简单幼稚 You’re simple and naive
永远有完美的解决方案 with perfect solution to everything
想活得像迪士尼公主？ you wanna live like a Disney Princess?
去找正联Elsa啊 Please, Go find Elsa
噢 我像童话故事 Oh, I’m the one who’s naive
就因为你儿子吸过毒酗过酒？ ‘cause your son was addicted to drugs and alcohol?
你和哈尔公路旅行了四十七刊 After road trip of forty-seven issues
回来他还不是站在了我这边 Hal still chose my side
你的观点站不住脚 You points have no merit,
你在嫉妒 痛快承认 you’re jealous, declare it
像罗伊所说 生命中有我而不是你是种幸运 Like Roy once said: it’s lucky to have me instead of you
我是美国梦式的伴侣 I’m the American dream
就像壮志凌云一样 with a Top Gun romance
你蓄着一脸山羊胡 You’ve got goatee all the time
没人说过你看起来比哈尔老一辈吗 nobody said you look like Hal’s dad?
有些事是天注定 Some things are meant to be
比如一见钟情 like love at first sight
念上一遍米兰达警告 One more time Miranda Warning
走出警局前他就是我的了 he was mine before step out of CCPD
一个情场菜鸟 A relationship rookie
还想冒充感情专家？ wants to rap about romance?
哪能连架都没吵过 You can’t fall in love with Hal
就爱上哈尔乔丹 before you fight against him
他的提灯都在我这儿 His Lantern is in my safe
少看点电影吧 and cut off the movies
傲慢顽固的亿万富翁 arrogant, stubborn billionaire
哈尔好的是我这一口 Hal’s type has always been me
你俩的刊全是别人 Your volume stars everyone else
阿兰杰伊卡萝我还有沃利 Alan, Jay, Carol, me, even Wally
妄想用孩子勾住男人 Do you have any honors?
你还要不要脸 Brought a kid into this
你说你比光速还快 You say you’re the fastest man alive
结果每次你都迟到 and you’re late every time
最早到场就成了视差 First one arrived then became Parallax
因为你害怕没我懂他，是不是？ Because you were afraid of I knew him better, weren’t ya?
你以为很逗咩？ You think that’s funny?
亲爱的我来给你补节历史课 Here’s a history lesson, honey
我的漫画一举成名 My comic was extremely popular
成就了整个白银时代 established the Silver Age
你能和哈尔公路旅行是托我的福 Hard Travelling Heros is for my sake
没我你早查无此人了 without me there’s no you
超级英雄有今天 Superheros’ today
是因为我胸前这颗闪电球 based on this lighting bolt on my chest
你粉丝多 你CP火 If you’re so adored
灯刊80周年的时候你哪儿去了 why didn’t Hal read you a Walden?
我是超英漫画现实主义的开端 I’m the origin of realistic superhero comics
人人都把我敬仰 that can’t be ignored
灯刊编剧不写你的核心 The moral of your absence
以及哈尔更喜欢我的真谛 and why Hal prefers me
就是内涵才最重要 It’s what’s inside that matters
这年头没人爱看傻白甜 nobody enjoys fairy-tale anymore